sweet-baby-jesus-and-the-orphans:

luxleytherabbit:

Wow the new assassin’s creed looks really different.

#can’t be assassin’s creed#that’s a woman

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin)

xrayandmicoo:

х-ray and vav тeaѕer

hefuckin:

this just became one of my favorite pictures on tumblr.

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps

(Source: horseelbow)

susemoji:

I HATE THIS

(Source: vine.co)

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

officiallygrimbark:

When Jack’s out of town, the Lads will come around…
Me: *calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*